Rest Forever in the World’s Most Stylish Coffin
You spent nine months curled up inside a womb, so why not spend all of eternity doing the same? And while it's a bit morbid to fawn over a coffin design, I like the idea of ending up in this thing.
View Article12 Coffins for the Not-So-Undead
Look, we've got enough problems as it is with walking corpses rising from the grave and trying to eat us. Last thing we need is someone crawling out of the ground a week after the fact just because...
View ArticleThere Are Grave Consequences To Sinking the Cue Ball On This Coffin Pool Table
Unless you’re being cremated, blasted into space, or turned into a cyborg, everyone will need a coffin at some point in their life. (Usually near the end.) And a company called Casket Furniture figures...
View ArticleCoffin Therapy: Because Death Isn’t Scary Enough Already
How do you prepare to meet your maker? Confess your sins, make right with your enemies, spend all of your money on an elaborate European vacation co-starring LL Cool J? Not in the Ukraine. First of...
View ArticleSound System Coffin Lets Audiophiles Rock Out For Eternity
It almost looks like an over-the-top prank by the Onion, but this £19,000 coffin—equipped with speakers and a wireless streaming sound system—is apparently real. Even its name, the CataCombo Sound...
View ArticleA Wicker Coffin Is Today’s Personal Wicker Man Deal of the Day
Today, we’re thinking about the future, specifically a future that we hope will be very very far away. Namely the bit in the future when we die. Just because we’ll have popped our clogs and carked it,...
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